Wednesday, October 01, 2003
High On Paint
How is every one? Pretty good? Good to hear. Now class I’m high on paint. I didn't mean it to happen. I had a mask on, the garage doors open, and a huge ass fan blowing all the bad chemicals out the doors. And yet here I am. Floating just inches off my chair.
A lot of people have been saying how there conscience gets in the way of things lately. Luckily for me, I don't have one. Or rather, it likes what I do and thusly doesn't bug me. I mean. I still feel bad for things now and then. Like when I forgot to get the two handed weapon feat for my Ninja and now he only does half the damage he should be doing in a sneak attack.
Consciences are highly over rated, and over reyled on. Why would you give so much power to something that makes you feel bad?
I mean that is all it does. Makes you feel bad.
So I say, get rid of it! Listen no longer and do what you feel is best for you. Step on people’s toes if that is what it takes to make it to the top.
Life is short and in the scheme of things your life is pointless, so why not be happy with what you have? Because you can have more if you don't mind being devious that’s why!
So do what you want, do what you will and just make sure, that no matter what happens you remember than come January 21st, I'll be the one sitting second row at the David Bowie concert?
Now.... What shall I talk about?
Being high on paint isn't fun. Image an egg as your brain. Now paint it like one of those Ukrainian Easter eggs. This is your brain on drugs. Now take this same egg drop it in a litre of gasoline and set it on fire. This is your brain on Solvents.
If you aren’t dumb when you start huffing paint thinner, you'll be stupid when you’re done. This stuff strips away the fat cells in your brain and can flat out kill you the first time you try it. So please, stick to the pot. It is much safer.
Hmmm.... I need to clean my room. I also need sex. I have been with out for far to long now. Girls are always like "Why don't you just masturbate?" Because it isn't the same damn thing that’s why! Sex is like a game of tic-tac-toe, it is most enjoyable when shared with some one else. Or is some cases two other people... or three... hell the more the merrier. Which brings me back to what I was saying before, why the hell wouldn't you want to enjoy something like that with as many people as you can?
What else is there to talk about..?
Bowie is going to be sweet. I'm going to dress up as Major Tom and hope that he notices me and will bring back stage so we can make sweet sweet love on the floor.
...Wait... that isn't what I meant... but I’m too lazy to go back and delete it. Besides I’m sure most of you will think I’m joking.
Right?
Well I guess I’m done for now. I better run off and clean my room.
Bye for now
SEAN
